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Fizzle Fozzle 

The underlying female brain activity that manifests itself in seemingly irrational yelling, tears, moping, arguing or other anti-intuitive behavior. Though present constantly, fizzle fozzle is usually more prevalent during the week before menstruation. It is thought that this brain activity sounds like a swarm of bees.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Not bad, yours?"
"Unnngh, Fizzle Fozzle city. She took some shit at work and I made some stupid joke about her being cute. She starts laying in to me and doesn't let up for ten minutes. Then the silent treatment for an hour. In our freakin' 1 room apartment. Then she starts crying."
"Ouch, that time of the month?"
"Not even."
"Aw dude..."
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Fizzle Fazzle 

An interjection that is a synonym of pish posh and freakin' A.

Alternative spellings: phizzle phazzle
Oh fizzle fazzle! I forgot to pay my credit card bill dawg!

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

fizzle fart 

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.
Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.
fizzle fart by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

poo fizzle 

The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale
Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle
poo fizzle by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013

fizzle rocks 

It’s a drug distributed by Hiram Lodge in Riverdale to the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy. It is used to make people see hallucinations of the Gargoyle King.
“Dude don’t take the fizzle rocks, they make you see things that aren’t there”