Commutan 

The characteristic tan on the left arm and left side of the face that comes from a regular, northbound, outbound commute during the first few weeks of summer.

"Dude, have you seen Todd, his commutan is the worst I've ever seen, the Edens must have been bumper to bumper yesterday."

Commutan by studmnky May 21, 2009

aerobic commuting 

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

aerobic commuting by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

Commutard 

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.

Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Commutard by LemonySnickets September 26, 2020

Commutatio Maneuver 

A tactical approach to taking down multiple opponents, that involves one ally taking down another ally's opponent so as to avoid suspicion, increase efficiency or reduce error due to any emotional feelings that may be present.

Person 1: Michael, Franklin and Trevor taking out each other's enemies was so freaking cool, i wonder if there's any official term for it.
Person 2: There is! It's called the commutatio maneuver.

Commutatio Maneuver by imnotdoingthisagain January 15, 2023

Commutard 

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.

Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Commutard by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

commutator 

A communist dictator.

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"

commutator by naraic April 11, 2008

bed-a-commuting 

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

bed-a-commuting by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009