Bed Sock
Bed Sock by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003
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Naked in my bed with socks on
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Naked in my bed with socks on by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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Bedsock
An article of fabric, most often an old sock, that is always kept either underneath one's pillow or stuffed between the sheets in order for quick cleanup after masturbation.
I blew my load all over myself and on my sheets, but luckily I had my bedsock handy for a quick cleanup.
Bedsock by diearschmeister July 1, 2011