dog's dick 

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

dog's dick by black_dog March 27, 2007

Dog's Dick 

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

Dog's Dick by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009

Dog's Dick 

Meaning the Best, much like you would use "the bee's knees" or "the cats meow".

"Man there's nothing like going to wacky wings and then to the gold, it's the dog's dick!"

Dog's Dick by Dano_29 February 4, 2013

Dog’s dick end of nowhere 

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

Dog’s dick end of nowhere by Langlophile December 28, 2021

cut to the dog's dick 

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

cut to the dog's dick by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

dick in a dogs ass 

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

dick in a dogs ass by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks 

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007