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Teledeportation 

–noun

1. the lawful expulsion of an undesired alien or other person from a state by the use of a teleportation device.

2. an act or instance of deporting using a teleportation device.
"Teledeportation would be a great way to get rid of all the illegal aliens."

"Teledeportation would require setting up a teleportation device in America and designating a point at the Southern-most tip of Mexico so we could instantly teledeport the illegals as far away as possible."
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teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best
teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Magical Teleportation Tea 

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

Reverse Quantum Teleportation 

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock
Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

Foreskin Teleportation 

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"

Teleportation-through-time-ists 

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.