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Monkey Shit

Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.
Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
Monkey Shit by kilimonster March 21, 2010

monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
monkey shit by Sotam April 20, 2009

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.
Monkey Shit by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
Monkey Shit by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

monkey shit

someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit
monkey shit by Anup February 14, 2004

Monkey Shit

No Monkey Shit zone, homie!
Monkey Shit by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023