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suspulsion 

suspulsion (n)
suspelled (v)

a punishment handed out by a school which the victim would gladly trade for a day or two's suspension, but would rather it than an expulsion.

in other words, it's worse than a suspension, but better than an expulsion.
Joe: damn! I just a suspulsion!
Mark: what?
Joe: yeah the school is making me scrape all the gum from the school over the weekend! I'd rather they just suspend me!
Mark: at least you're not expelled!
Joe: yeah you're right.
suspulsion by PAC17LH March 27, 2009
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Independent Suspension 

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants
OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

suspension of disbelief 

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!

Suspension Bridge Effect 

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.

Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?

Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound 

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help
YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.
Faking the Suspension by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Domain Suspansion 

what gojo does when he is horny after seeing naruto trying to grab his ass.
Gojo uses Domain Suspansion to Spank dat Ass