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Jonah Hill 

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.
Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.
Jonah Hill by Haha2626 March 1, 2019

Jonah Hill 

One of the funniest motherfuckers alive. Best known for his role in Superbad, Hill has just recently had a solid breakthrough in his career, and has thus proven himself to be a strong and hilarious member of the Apatow group alongside Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jason Segel.

Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.
Guy 1: Man that Jonah Hill is one funny guy!

Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?

Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!
Jonah Hill by hurricane season March 24, 2009

Jonah Hill 

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion
That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!
Jonah Hill by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016

Jonah Hill 

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.
Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware
Jonah Hill by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022

jonah hill

Wearing jeans while having a massive erection.

Derived from „joner“, Addition of „hill“ caused by the obvious bump.

An evolution of the phrase can be achieved by adding an optionalstanding ovation“.
Person 1: Get a load of this guy!
Person 2: WOW!!! Jonah Hill is currently recieving a standing ovation up in there.
jonah hill by Anonymousjamal April 28, 2026

Jonah Hill Glow-up 

A male friend who thinks they are hot shit now because they got pit vipers and/or a piercing and talk down to ever
Richard: Wylie really had that Jonah hill Glow-Up
Isaiah: Frfr he’s such a douche now