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Bumhole signal 

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Bumhole signal by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

bumpaholic 

A woman who may enjoy being pregnant too much. A bumpaholic may feel compelled to procreate for many of the same reasons the substance abusers turn to booze or drugs.
"This is Jan's sixth pregnancy in five years; I'm beginning to think that she is a bumpaholic."
bumpaholic by math4mrT September 1, 2009

bumballed 

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !

bumbohole 

Why do you waste precious time with this man if he's such a bumbohole?
bumbohole by gazagirl July 28, 2009

Buffahole 

The anatomical aftermath of eating buffalo wings or spicy food.
The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.
Buffahole by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Maggot Sucking Bumhole 

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"