Texas Wig

A high black hat worn by the KKK when lynching innocent black men. Worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to Hitler. Also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, YOU'LL TOTALLY DO IT.

"Let's put on our Texas Wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who I am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!"

Texas Wig by Obdicut January 11, 2009

Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

Texas Wiggly Smack by the baby puncher October 28, 2009

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Texas Wig • Texas Wiggly Smack • texas • texas chili bowl • Texas tea • texas tornado • texas-two-step • texas tech • Texas Belt Buckle • Texas Hold-Em'

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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