The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.
Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"