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Sprazzle Dazzle 

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!
Sprazzle Dazzle by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009
A cross between stressed and frazzled.
Dude I am so strazzled right now! I have a presentation across town in less than 30 minutes that I haven't even started to prepare for - nor have I left the office yet! Ahhhh!
Strazzled by Willy Esco January 3, 2012

Scrazzle Monster 

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking
Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"
Scrazzle Monster by RE1015 May 3, 2010

squazzles 

To suck someone's penis
She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.
squazzles by benji c July 10, 2006

squazzle 

verb The act of squazing something
To Squaz
Sometimes we like to squazzle before a meal
squazzle by Goonishbeav February 11, 2003

Squazzle 

to have a gulp or mouthfull of a drink or liquid
man hurry up and have a squazzle and pass that shit on we gettin thirsty
Squazzle by ogio May 29, 2007