sqrazzle

extreme scrabble, where you just make up words and hope people don't call your bluff.

Jane: hickoria.
John: that isn't a word! what, do you think this is sqrazzle or something?
Jane: It is so a word. It's the art of hickory smoking something.
John: ...sure...

by Ivy E. OLou October 23, 2008

Sprazzle Dazzle

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.

The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!

by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

Strazzled

A cross between stressed and frazzled.

Dude I am so strazzled right now! I have a presentation across town in less than 30 minutes that I haven't even started to prepare for - nor have I left the office yet! Ahhhh!

by Willy Esco January 3, 2012

Scrazzle Monster

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking

Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"

by RE1015 May 3, 2010

squazzles

To suck someone's penis

She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.

by benji c July 10, 2006

squazzle

verb The act of squazing something
To Squaz

Sometimes we like to squazzle before a meal

by Goonishbeav February 11, 2003

Squazzle

to have a gulp or mouthfull of a drink or liquid

man hurry up and have a squazzle and pass that shit on we gettin thirsty

by ogio May 29, 2007