ChexMix 

When you are beating your meat so hard it sounds like you crunching some Chexmix.

"What are you doing in there son?" I'm just eating chexmix.

ChexMix by Requis Daddy December 19, 2018

Chexmix 

1.To have or to make sex with another
2.A very intense one night stand
3.a food made out of chex, and other grain-like foods
4.The act of being textable.

1.Dear sir, will you chexmix me tonight?
2.When your a rocker, you have lots of chexmix.
3.Damn, this is good chexmix
4.I wander if she is chexmixable?

Chexmix by Synful Rage August 22, 2008

Chex Mix 

Contrary to what most people believe, Chex Mix is a lifestyle, not a food. Having a 'Chex Mix' lifestyle means that you are a radiant, globular conglomeration of suavity.

Guy 1: Hey, see that dude over there chugging that Chex Mix?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: Isn't he awesome?!
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

Chex Mix by Joeseph-Anthony January 14, 2013

Chex mix 

An orgy with multiple races.

That chex mix last night was insane.

Chex mix by Jane Design July 23, 2012

redneck chex mix 

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

redneck chex mix by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Chex Mix 

A clusterfuck of deliciousness.

That Chex Mix just made me orgasm in my mouth.

Chex Mix by Sir Phillip I April 17, 2010

Chex Mix 

The all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.

I had the best, most heavenly bag of Chex Mix. Afterwords I creamed myself.

Chex Mix by Randinator December 7, 2006