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perezzing by Perezsuxandblows June 26, 2008
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pretzing
the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
peezing
Pezzing
The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.
You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
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