shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008

Smooshage 

Those wonderful squishy body parts of hot women. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smooshage going on.

Smooshage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

shmooshmite 

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.

Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!

shmooshmite by K. Weezy May 13, 2009

shmooshbag 

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

shmooshbag by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

Shooshmah

Used in place of swear words.

You're a damn shooshmah.

Shooshmah by ilovecassie=] May 7, 2011

shmooshing 

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

shmooshing by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

smooshage 

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.

"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"

smooshage by GiZiM July 26, 2004