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A person who is unskilled at climbing, and by extension, unskilled at life in general. In distinction from a “gumby”, which can be a temporary state of being, a gumboid is innately unskilled at climbing.
1. Look at this gumboid trying to climb the pink one in the corner when he can’t even send V3s.
2. This gumboid couldn’t send any actual lines his first time climbing outside, so rather than admit he sucks at climbing, he made up his own “FAs” and spammed our crag’s Mountain Project page to have something to tick. He gave them really inflated gym grades too.
gumboid by mikeljaxn13 March 30, 2020
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humbleoid 

noun; a person who appears to be humble, but changes for the worse shortly.
Saul and Gideon were humbleoids. They were humble at first, but became wicked in the end.
A person with short lived humility.
humbleoid by BozoBologna Schmoe January 11, 2009
An aircraft motion in which the vehicle pitches up and climbs, and then pitches down and descends, accompanied by speeding up and slowing down as it goes "downhill" and "uphill", but really really quickly. This is the lesser known longitudinal mode, shorter than phugoid mode.

Origin- P. Sherman, Iowa, 2017
Student: Sherman what do we call this shit?
Sherman: I don't know... Call it Gumboid!
gumboid by SomeAeroE November 3, 2017

Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.
Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"
Barney Gumbled by fishphoenix June 28, 2011
A sexually transmitted disease that originates from TV stars
I'm sorry sir, but you have the Gubloid.
I ain't even mad.
Gubloid by sir,man,man. April 28, 2011

grumblevids 

Pornographic video recordings
I think all female politicians' husbands should be allowed tax-payers' money for grumblevids.
grumblevids by MrDrCaptain August 23, 2016