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Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008
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Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

unophobia 

The fear of being single. Unophobia describes people of any age or period of life who need to have somebody they call their boyfriend, girlfriend or partner. This is not the same as a fear of not getting married (anuptaphobia)
Alex is suffering from unophobia and needs to get into another relationship as soon as the last one ends.
unophobia by Dr May September 6, 2014

Josophobia 

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

jojophobia 

an extreme or irrational fear of references
dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia
jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017

Funophobia 

Someone who has a phobia of fun! This person is a funaphobic or a funsponge.
Jade does not like to go out and party she has funophobia!
Funophobia by orc69 April 26, 2011