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Putting on the Ritz 

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.
Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

Putting on the Ritz 

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.
Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

Putting on the ritz 

To put on a lot of weight. Interchangeable with "packing on pounds."
Damn, Tina is really putting on the ritz. Is bitch pregnant? Shoooo.
Putting on the ritz by hawtie007 November 30, 2010

Puttin' on the ritz 

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"
Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"

puttin on the ritz 

A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.
"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."
puttin on the ritz by rapsux February 28, 2005

puttin on the ritz 

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat
Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.