grizzly adams 

What you call a person growing a beard.

In the movie Clerks Jay calls a character Grizzly Adams because of his beard.

grizzly adams by WomanBeater August 16, 2006

Grizzly Adams 

The taunt beardless little boys use when they try to defend their inability to grow a majestic mane of sexy bearditude.

> Hey, Grizzly Adams, why don't you shave? You're starting to look like a mountain man.
> Someday, you will be a man too you sad, sorry, little boy.

Grizzly Adams by DerykO'ssuggestion March 13, 2010

Grizzly Adams 

Its when you shave a girl in bed and save the clippings on the nightstand. You proceed to fuck her, just before you bust a nut you pull out and nut in her face. Then you throw the saved pubes at her face.

Last night I gave a girl a grizzly adams.

Grizzly Adams by ratbelly January 28, 2006

grizzly adams 

Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and by the time I stopped she was left with the grizzly adams....

grizzly adams by Ator February 28, 2008

grizzly adams 

When you shave your ball sack and keep them in a plastic bag next to your bed, and then when you cum on her face you take a hand full your pubs and throw it in her face.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

grizzly adams by Nemo35 April 2, 2008

Grizzly Adams 

a sexual act similar to Snozzberries. The remnants left on a man's beard after going down on a woman who is having her period.

"Man, she is such a bitch today- she must be having her period."

"Yeah but I'm sure you enjoyed going down on her."

"What! How did you know?"

"Your sporting a Grizzly Adams bro."

Grizzly Adams by FMA.memories.PSU September 26, 2011

Grizzly Adams 

The Act of shoving ones fist into their unwiped anus and smearing the defecate across anothers face until face is completely covered in fecal matter.

I Just gave that child a Grizzly Adams while he was passed out.

Grizzly Adams by ocsoB August 31, 2010