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poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

poopacoopa 

(verb) The act of vomiting incited by the foul odor of poop (must be full-fledge vomiting to be a true poopacoopa).
I walked into the porta potty and poopacoopad after smelling the poop that was laying on the toilet seat.
poopacoopa by Spenara Romaird December 9, 2008

poopsoop 

opportunities of a business
what’s your SWOT analysis?
my poopsoop is none of your business!

just poopsoop!
poopsoop by poopsoop February 28, 2022

poopaloop 

The act of pooping a loop, preferably in a toilet. Requiring great skill and effort.
The varsity football team cheered him on as he mastered his poopaloop in the locker room.
poopaloop by ScrappyDoo69 August 1, 2012

poopshoop 

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
poopshoop by buffie May 13, 2007