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grog bog 

A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process
"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"
grog bog by storkman January 17, 2008
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Grog Bog 

The smelly, wet shit you do after a big night boozing up.. especially after rum.
'man, i wouldnt go there, he just did a massive grog bog'
Grog Bog by tara February 22, 2004

grog bog 

The smelliest type of poo that inevitably comes with a hangover, may have several during the coarse of the day if rum was consumed. Often referred to as an 'AGB', or After Grog Bog.
Ohh mate, just did the filthiest AGB.

Holy shit, your grog bog smells like dead rhinocerous!
grog bog by Muzzafucker June 12, 2006

Grog Bog 

When you do a shit the morning after a big night out drinking. It will be obvious that it has been alcohol fueled.
Dude, I woke up this morning and had to do a "grog bog".
Grog Bog by gimmefuel999 March 14, 2011

grog bog 

1. The worst type of shit possible.
2. An extremely repulsive female.
1. "Oh man, I jus' busted a grog bog in there, I wouldn't go in for 35-45 minutes."
2. "Tom hooked up with a mad-ass grog bog last night.
grog bog by Diego September 20, 2003

AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.
Man that AGB fucken reaked
AGB (After Grog Bog) by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004

After Grog Bog 

After Grog Bog is the shit you do after a night of drinking alcohol
Angelina: I wouldn't go in there if i were you
Brad: Why's that?
Angelina: I have the worst After Grog Bog
Brad: Right, I'll give it at least half an hour
After Grog Bog by Little Kitten January 13, 2006