smegmung 

The Parmesan substance that one finds underneath the foreskin of a long deceased old man.

Dude A: I forgot to brush my teeth last night...
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo

smegmung by Kaostrife January 14, 2008

Smemungus 

The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip.

I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush.

Smemungus by Jakel October 24, 2004