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bronsowned 

Brownsowned (adv) - Describes a style of being owned or owning, characterized by the person or entity doing the owning have a skill set lower than the person being owned, or owning in a way that shouldn't happen. Bronsowning usually occurs during a game, when a player employs an unconvential tactic or method typically used by a noob, and despite all odds, manages to somehow come out on top or at least inflict a level of damage inproportional to what should have happened.
Jonathon and Rob are playing Unreal Tournament. Rob is a much better player than Jon, but Jonathon somehow manages to kill Rob by doing something completely idiotic.

Rob: I've just been Bronsowned!
bronsowned by generalhavok January 6, 2008
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Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

Browntowned 

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.
"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned
Browntowned by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010
to fuck up your life so bad that you are living in your car and boning mud sharks to make a buck. O and be a complete douche bag.
Man you really brunsoned your marriage didn't you. Or, This car is so brunsoned it will never run.
Brunsoned by Onemanshow55 September 19, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026