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meat crayon 

A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
meat crayon by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

meat crayon 

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
meat crayon by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

Meat Crayon 

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
Meat Crayon by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

meatcrayon 

(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide
“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom”

“I’m sending it”
meatcrayon by xxexf3xx October 25, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026