Rulse 

to say that your heart is beating unnormally fast, derived from pulse, i.e. my heart is beating like a rabbit's (rabbit-pulse)rulse. a caffeine or adrenaline induced form of hyperactivity.

Dude, i just drank a mountain dew, now i have a rulse, and i'm typeing as fast as a cheetah.

Rulse by J.Wood January 3, 2008

Niven rulse 

Niven rulse means someone with a long kop longer than a pole but is very humble and very stressful and with a small penis

Niven rulse has a small house

Niven rulse by 322428 June 29, 2023

New Rule of Thumb 

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

New Rule of Thumb by Le11223344 April 7, 2023

Rule of Oprah 

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

Rule of Oprah by MasturNater December 17, 2021

Rule 169

Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.

Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...

Rule 169 by Vy8 September 7, 2019

Rule 72 

If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.

Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.

Rule 72 by El Jahaney Boi November 11, 2019

I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.

How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

I think we can rule out a… by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023