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A Guy often from India or Sri Lanka that doesn’t speak a word of English, so he won’t understand what’s righten here, and doesn’t tolerate spice. Spends most of his time next to a shisha or some other smoking device.

He’s often around 6 feet and has a small dick
He’s a lazy gaeton
Gaeton by Le mec que tu connais November 24, 2021
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A Guy often from India or Sri Lanka that doesn’t speak a word of English, so he won’t understand what’s righten here, and doesn’t tolerate spice. Spends most of his time next to a shisha or some other smoking device.

Often mesures around 6 feet and has a small dick
He’s a lazy gaeton
Gaeton by Le mec que tu connais November 24, 2021

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast
Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!
Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Gaston Trailer Park 

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.