Snark

The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.

I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me

Snark by beerlawyer March 11, 2010

snark

one who creates awkward moments, for their own pleasure.

your such a snark mattie, i cant believe u did that.

snark by terra smith January 2, 2012

snark

A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.

I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!

snark by Ric C May 25, 2005

snark

A smart ass remark made by wanna be hipsters who think they cloak their douchebaggery in a self important sense of fey cleverness and ironic witticism.

Usually those who make "snarky" remarks , can expect to receive a punch to the face , which usually results in cries of injustice, inevitably leading to an apology for bleeding all over the aggressors shirt after being punched again for being a whiny little bitch.

That hipster douchebag made some snarky remark , so I punched him in his skinny pants face. He started crying so I hit him again, then he apologized for bleeding all over my shirt like the little bitch he is.

snark by VousEnculez April 16, 2009

snark

A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it.

OMG! They said "Snark" on Entertainment Tonight!! Oooh, snap! Shout-out!

snark by AfterBirth April 29, 2006

Snark

(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.

(v) The act of smoking said cigarette

Yo nigga you trying to snark a snark? I'm finna elevate this buzz

Snark by Honkydorie July 2, 2016

Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.

Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?

Snark by marekhud July 14, 2010