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hot sizzles

a hot sizzle is an really hot guy/girl so you can call them your hot sizzle.
hot sizzles by Danielle July 20, 2004

Hot Sizzling Jaz

Something thats really wild, uncontrollable and just stirring, boiling, frying and smoking like crazy! Calling someone a hot sizzling jaz usually means that it's a very wild and smooth person.
batti: Shit! I've never seen someone as hot wordsizzlingword as that jaz! He bubbled away totally uncontrollable ffs!
someone else: wordfo' shizzle my nizzleword
Hot Sizzling Jaz by skabbmannen October 3, 2003

sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

hotsizzle 

a word describing something that is superior, pleasing in appearance, good-looking, or just plain mind-blstingly cool.
relating to how when something is hot, it sizzles.
Jeremiah is hotsizzle.
hotsizzle by modern swinger May 30, 2006