Gashage 

A term with numerous definitions:

1. "To get some gashage". Term used to describe getting some sex.

2. "Bloody hell, check out that gashage". A term used to describe numerous fit women. ("gash" used for a single fit woman)

3. "Go on my son, get some gashage!" A cajoling and encouraging term said to a friend to encourage them to have sex.

"Get some Gashage mate!"

"I tell you what, im going to be savaging some gashage tonight"

"I was in the club and there was BARE gashage"

"Theres been a gashage drought"

Gashage by Alex Vasis December 7, 2007

Gaswagen 

A smart Soviet invention, a truck with inbuilt gas chamber, also called душегубка (dushegubka), is a perfect way of killing medium ammount of people without wasting any resources except diesel or petrol, the NKVD used it to smite prisoners with the disturbing power of CO.The Third Reich saw the potential of this when the Schutzstaffel shown their leader, Himmler, how jews get executed with lead, but he found it disgusting and puked his guts out. This led to testing of alternative execution methods, wich resulted in making their own models of dushegubkas, calling them simply ''Gaswagen'', meaning gas vehicle, wich was later used to execute various unwanted people, but mainly mental asylum patients, and of course, Juden.

NKVD Officer: The disidents are in the back, the door is sealed, everything is prepared. Drive around the main route and then turn left to the body disposal site. When you arrive there, the work will be already done. Report to the operators located at the main gate and await further instructions.

Schutzstaffel Officer: The patients are inside, our men will lead them out in shackles after a moment. You will then load them in to the Gaswagen and carefully lock the door, any escape attempts are unacceptabe. Then you will start the engine and deliver them to the crematorium, the work will be already done when you arrive there. Sieg Heil!

Gaswagen by Totenkopf ßänß April 25, 2019

Gassage 

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage

This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!

Gassage by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

Gahagen 

A low-brow knuckle dragging manual labor type with an uncanny ability to fix things and always have the right tool.

That guy your sister is dating is a real Gahagen, but at least he will be able to fix her lawnmower.

Gahagen by PianoJammer March 6, 2015

Gassageophobia 

An irrotational fear that causes sufferers to refrain from receiving massages due to the fear they’ll be so relaxed they let out a really long fart.

Spa? No thanks... I’ve got gassageophobia

Gassageophobia by Yak yak May 10, 2021