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Coney Island 

Coney Island is the best place in Brooklyn. It is right next to the water (Atlantic Ocean), has an amazing boardwalk and a cool amusement park . It is home to the original Nathan's and has one of the oldest roller coaster. Also Smorgasburg is now in Coney Island!
"Have you heard about Coney Island ? I heard the rides are sick!"

or
"I really need a good hot dog. Let's go to Coney Island."
Coney Island by angelicax October 18, 2015

coney island white fish 

a used condom desposed of at a beach that has washed up at shore.
native to coney island.
coney island white fish by darkcube September 16, 2003

coney island 

Totally awesome. I love it cause it's so original and raw. what other rollercoaster has been going since 1927? And the Wonder Wheel is ever older. Everything in Coney is rooted in Coney... and then it spread outward to the virgin world.
"It takes like a fuckin' hour to get to Coney Island."
"It's so worth it."
coney island by *Bee* September 2, 2008

Coney Island cyclone 

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)

The Coney Island 

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.
Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."