LILF

(L.I.L.F.) Lamp I'd like to fuck, a moth's favorite thing to get off to.

(Moth): Oh that's a really hot LILF.

by hornyjew2 September 29, 2018

lilf

Lesbian I'd like to fuck

Dude look at that lesbo
ye shes such a lilf
i'd like to do that

by dcohen July 14, 2007

Lilf

Lolis i like to fuck

lilf are my favourite

by Groudn August 26, 2018

Lilf

The definition of Lilf is used to describe people who love/obsess over Leonardo DiCaprio

"Omg, you love Leonardo DiCaprio! You're such a lilf" -person 1
"Omg, I don't !" -person 2 said in denial.

by Pmai_pt March 14, 2021

lilf

lawyer I'd like to f**k.

She's such a lilf, watching her read the tax code feels like foreplay.

by inacrunch April 27, 2009

LILF

Librarian I'd like to fuck

LILF is a female librarian of not above 40, with sizable breasts that causes a reaction of arousal in thine pants.

by praetorian1988 November 26, 2010

lilf

Linguini I'd Like to Fuck

Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!

by Johnny Eightball January 14, 2007