Shitsy

The perfect level of drunkness, falling between shitfaced and tipsy.

Would you Like another beer, sir?

No, I'm feeling pretty shitsy.

by Me Animal December 12, 2010

Shitsy

"adj" As to or referencing a case of the "shits" or runny bum syndrome. "noun" Or a term of endearment for a piece of shit car.

I ate 20 jalepenos and drank a fifth of tequila and boy oh boy do I feel shitsy!

Have you seen my new Subaru? She's my shitsy and I love her.

by Ben MP November 5, 2007

Shitsy poo

Really bad shit that stinks like your best friend's mom's ass. darsh

Dude, I think Steve's got the shitsy poo's like a erect horse.

by MWebStar November 18, 2004

Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

by will bitten February 10, 2017

syrup shits

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits

by Dasyrup June 8, 2016