noobians Share definition Flag 1) A somewaht mythical group of creatures that rape people in the backwoods. They look like people but more fucked up. "Oh my God it's an alien!!!!" "No, it's noobians!!!!!!!!!!!" "I think I'm gonna throw up!!!!!!!!" noobians by C. Fizoltz October 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the noobians mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch