Slammered 

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

Slammered by Frisko June 18, 2006

Slammered 

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."

Slammered by The dart 07 February 7, 2010

slammered 

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

slammered by Peanut21 August 8, 2008

Slammered 

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered

Slammered by NEYMAR January 27, 2016

Slammered 

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

Slammered by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

slammered 

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

slammered by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006

Slammered 

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

Slammered by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010