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Spider Jerusalem 

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)

Spider Jerusalem by M____ October 1, 2007
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Spider Jerusalem 

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!
"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

Spider Jerusalem 

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
Spider Jerusalem by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026