SMFPO

Shitting my fucking pants off

Ryan: yo wtf u doin bitch?
Seth: gtfo, i'm SMFPO!!

by Tomce October 1, 2007

Smfpp

An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.

Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.

by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018

smapoyb

Send Me A Pic OF Your Boobs! can be used to ask a girl to dew that when you dont feel like typing it out or sounding to desperate.

guy: heyy whats up?

girl: nothingg getting dressed..

guy: smapoyb

girl: huh?

guy: urbandictionary it.

by pinecones6669 December 26, 2010

smapoyd

Send me a pic of your dick

aim conversation
dynamite worm: SMAPOYD
adrenalinmother: i don't even have a dick!

by DenaBromley December 29, 2007

smfho

Shake my f***ing head OFF! Being so frustrated with something that the act of shaking ones head actually seperates the head from the body.

He was so frustrated with the bass players text response he replied SMFHO.

by RussianKooter December 19, 2017

smfooma

acronym for "suck my fart out of my ass"

"hey pick that up for me"
-"SMFOOMA"

by Ms.Taemin March 13, 2011

sfpos

sfpos;
stupid fucking piece of shit.

- noun

1. an object, quantity, entity, or creature, that is stupid, fucking, and shitty.

2. some object that is not specifically or literally stupid, fucking, or shitty, but is otherwise objectionable or irritating.

My sfpos car didn't start today. I had to miss work.

I am neither made of, nor covered in shit, engaged in copulation at this time, nor have a below average IQ. Therefore I am not a sfpos.

by patronyme June 22, 2010