vagina lady 

A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.

-Courtesy of Saray and Edgardo

"Pam Anderson and Madonna will soon be vagina ladies."
"That wrinkly old hag is a Vagina Lady."

vagina lady by Der Führer September 10, 2007

large vagina lady 

possibly the single most disturbing image on the web. The first picture that comes up when large vagina is searched.

yo ed you seen that picture large vagina lady?
yeah peter it was possibly the single most disturbing image on the web.

large vagina lady by tofer69 January 1, 2008

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

old lady vagina 

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

old lady vagina by mcshells February 18, 2009

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

lady vagina balls 

Some random dumb insult.

Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic

lady vagina balls by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023