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The Dangleberries 

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
The Dangleberries by Coach33 May 21, 2012

Cum DingleBerries 

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"
Cum DingleBerries by yodazzz May 19, 2009

dingleberries 

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
dingleberries by samiam6977 January 16, 2009

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

dingleberrie

the ultimate comeback! you can die from this. it's the worst insult you can be called!
Vanessa: You are such a dingleberrie!
Lucinda: * dies *

dangleberries 

Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.
A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
dangleberries by Abi and Joe November 20, 2003