cocktard 

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

cocktard by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard 

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

cocktard by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cocktard 

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

cocktard by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

Cocktard 

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

Cocktard by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

cocktard 

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

cocktard by The Retards September 2, 2003

cocktard 

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

cocktard by jimzor July 25, 2008

cocktard 

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

cocktard by snippette May 14, 2011