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DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
Klatt by Loki25w June 27, 2019
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Klattatonic 

The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
Klattatonic by sumiambrosia July 24, 2009

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone called “Sufyaan”.
Me: Klättermusen

Sufyaan: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe
Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone from Cambridge.
Me: Klättermusen

Cambridge guy: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018
Threatening to blow something up jokingly but righteously, often in reference to ongoing progressive issues specifically in the vrchat community if twitch.
I'm gonna klattu their ass if they keep talking shit about trans rights.
klattu by erpkitten69420 March 5, 2023