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Sexplanation 

Function: Noun
Date: 21st Century
1. the act or process of explaining to the opposite sex why you want sex or why you just had sex.
"Girl....I don't need to give no damn sexplanation."
Sexplanation by Albert Leung January 15, 2004

sexplanation 

it is a explanantion about a sexual move or term.
straddle up - to ride your girl/boyfreind from behind. thats a
sexplanation.
sexplanation by aleroguy June 26, 2007

Sexplanation 

1. The explanation someone would give a young child when asked an awkward, typically sex-related question

2. The awkward parent-child conversation often referred to as 'the talk'
Ex. 1:

Billy: "Mommy, what were those lions doing at the zoo?"

Mommy: "Uhhh... wrestling."

Ex. 2:

Wife: "Honey, what should we tell Lucy? She asked me today what the F-word means and I told her I'd tell her later."

Husband: "Well she's too young for the sexplanation, so make something up!"
Sexplanation by katxopixie December 16, 2008

sexplanation 

noun: a convincing explanation or excuse for a sexual event
Barry gave an effective sexplanation for cheating on his wife. She forgave him.
sexplanation by Mooncake July 19, 2007

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.