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Toastsweat 

The condensation left on a plate created by a hot or warm slice of toast which has been left sitting for longer than 7/4rd's of a minute (1.75 minutes). This phenomenon leaves your toast slightly soggy unless you are clever enough to flip the toast before the time limit is up. This will also occur with foods such as French Toast and Grilled Cheese.
"Damned toastsweat made my G-Cheese soggy!"

"Flip my toast over before it sweats all over my plate."
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Toast Sweat 

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.
Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."
Toast Sweat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
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Toast sweat 

When you leave a piece of hot toast on a surface and it leaves condensation. Explained in Fraiser, episode 24 "My coffee with Niles"
Martin: By the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast!
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you too, and you put it in under the counter. And all because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there!
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes, it's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times.
Toast sweat by Exploding_Carrots February 29, 2008

toast sweat 

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind
Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.
toast sweat by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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