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noun.
A person, usually a teenage girl, who wears excessive amounts of make-up. Thick eyeliner and heavy foundation is a significant characteristic of a cakeface.
Helen: "Have you seen Bianca today?"
Kate: "Yeah, the cakeface is with the other sluts."
Cakeface by Potato Lady October 18, 2008
A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.
Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.
Cakeface by vuze February 18, 2009
There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.
I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.
Cakeface by horny pornz April 2, 2010
a girl who wears a shitload of makeup. she looks like a ghost. she wears the whole bottle of eyeliner on one eye. she is so ugly.
i go to canyon springs alternative high school in caldwell and theres a cakeface there.. she's nicknamed ghost! if you go there you know her!!!!
cakeface by wadafxupbitchh(: January 13, 2010
A girl who cakes makeup on their face to hide all of her pimples, then tries to take pictures with all of her friends, especially boys. After doing so she rubs almost all of her cheek makeup on they guy then denies it was her.
Friend 1: Dude did you put make up on this morning you have makeup all over your face.

Friend 2: Naw man that Cakeface forced me to take a selfie with her. What a bitch.
Cakeface by KingWall June 6, 2014
The face made from eating cake, colloquially known as cake face (often confused with other meaning of cake face) is a latin derivative from the phrase cakeus dominus facetidus and describes the look of wonderment, awe and forever inspired knowledge as well as the inherited wisdom and unfathomable deliciousness of cake- all forms- but most preferable is chocolate. Cheesecake is also known to create such an effect
"When Clint bit into delicious chocolate cheesecake- he was blown away by it's intense deliciousness and was left with nothing but a 'cakeface' look"
CakeFace by Charlie_Chaplin14 January 24, 2014