Ratso

Ratso is an acronym for "Rip All The Shit Out" and is used by disgruntled voters expressing their desire to rid government of ineffective or dishonest elected officials.

The County Commissioners are a useless group of morons and the voters need to RATSO in the upcoming elections to restore government back to the people!

Ratso by Motivated Voter May 29, 2011

RATSO

Rip All This Shit Out
Construction Term for removing items

The drywall was all installed wrong we need to RATSO it and start over.

RATSO by Franklin Doverton December 14, 2008

Ratso move 

A person that waits until food is on table, suggest another place to eat so it looks like they were interested in hanging out. Place blame on others for not suggesting other options

That was a real ratso move you pulled.

Ratso move by Zitinyc June 6, 2017

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

ratio 

When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to

ice cold ratio g 🥶

ratio by utd239 September 11, 2020

Ratboy Genius 

The most beautifully animated and voice acted thing that has ever been on Youtube.

Nark nark, it's me, the Ratboy Genius!

Ratboy Genius by Pissmonger May 7, 2013