Alany 

Alany is a complicated person. She can be nice and sweet at times but shes also very dramatic and can be a jealous person. She is a kind hearted person but has her ups and downs alany is a very crazy person. Alany is a great friend though and will also be there for you and appricate her and don't loose her but shes very crazy so be aware

alany-Omg Isabella is an amazing friend

Isabella- u r to

Alany by aperson123321 October 9, 2019

alany 

The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).

You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!

alany by my name is Cos July 20, 2008

Alany 

A person who is kind, loving, and always there for you. Alanys are great people and will always have your back no matter the situation. They are sexy and beautiful people and are always ready to care for you. Most Alanys are born in November. If you have an Alany as a friend you are a very lucky person

1)"Wow did you see Alany at that party last weekend, she was really dancing fye, no caps!"

2) I wish I was as amazing and talented as Alany, Isabella wished.

Alany by annoy-mus October 7, 2019

alany 

The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).

You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!

alany by my name is Cos December 14, 2008

alany 

stupid idiot who hates the coolest guy ever larkin

oh yeah i hate that alany person

i blocked alany

alany by larkin cool awesome sauce April 18, 2023

Bethex and Alany 

best friends for ever. a combination of alex and bethany the coolest new jersians/californians. they are awesome beyond belief. their book club is so cool. dont ask to be invited, because you wont be.

Q: Who are those homedawgs?
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.

Bethex and Alany by BETHEX DANIELLE January 22, 2005

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022