monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

monkeybot by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeyet 

Monkeyet = girl monkey....

You are a monkeyet...

monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017

Monkeybunked 

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005