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faux bro 

A term developed by Callie Rice to describe non-dank bros who dress up as bros and bro hoes to take a picture, or laugh. These people do not really DGAF (Don't give a Fuck), but enjoy mocking the people in their community that are ignorant enough to.
"Last night my best friend and I wrote DGAF on our knuckles, put on SRH shirts, lots of eyeliner and bronzer to faux bro for our picture"
faux bro by CallieRiz January 10, 2008
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faux bro 

A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.
Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
faux bro by Jennifrog June 27, 2013

fauxbrohoe 

A girl that has "bromances" with guys, but is most definitely female, and most definitely not truly attracted to them.
*see tease
Dude, she's like all over him and he has a girlfriend.

Don't worry, it's only a fauxbromance, she's a fauxbrohoe.
fauxbrohoe by whichone's pink November 5, 2010
a guy trying to look like a bro but failing desperately. does not look or act anything like an actual bro.

refer to the definition of bro for the exact characteristics..
Aw, Madison's little boyfriend is a fauxbro.
fauxbro by brookkedarrian August 10, 2009

fauxbrow 

Perjorative designation for an art object, gesture, attitude, etc, that the critic perceives as existing outside the continuum of judgement: neither lowbrow nor highbrow, fauxbrow indicates a perception that the object of criticism has lost its way via pretense, ideology, dogma, etc. The defining of fauxbrow is itself an example of fauxbrow.
'Anatomy of Hell'? Fauxbrow. The Prime Minister of Australia's foreign policy? Fauxbrow. The Raelians? Utterly fauxbrow. Michel Houellebecq's body of work? Though in places fauxbrow, his most visceral moments are the edifice of a genius.
fauxbrow by Dan Disney June 11, 2006

fauxbrought 

the act of bringing your lunch to work and then suddenly having a "change of heart" at 11:59AM only to end up eating terrible fast food or unreasonably high priced meals...
Dang! I fauxbrought my lunch again!
fauxbrought by nicelt February 26, 2011