a guy trying to look like a bro but failing desperately. does not look or act anything like an actual bro.
refer to the definition of bro for the exact characteristics..
refer to the definition of bro for the exact characteristics..
by brookkedarrian August 10, 2009
Get the fauxbro mug.A boy who would be a fuckboy IF he wasn’t raised super well. Has too strong of a relationship with his mom to be anything but sweet and polite to girls.
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The act of using Facebook under the guise of a false identity.
The purpose of the identity is to join networks otherwise unavailable to the perpetrator to glean information off of carefully chosen targets. The person may then send a friend request to his/her target in an attempt to fool the person into believing the person is somewhat trustworthy as the friend request comes from a network to which the target belongs.
A parent might sign up for Facebook as a member of his/her son or daughter's High school, with the intent of some of all of the following:
- to send her child's friends "friend requests" to watch their behavior or subtly coax them to talk about her child
- to watch her child's Facebook announcements and wall posts
- to monitor her child's comments on other's facebook pages
- to see pictures and other information
The purpose of the identity is to join networks otherwise unavailable to the perpetrator to glean information off of carefully chosen targets. The person may then send a friend request to his/her target in an attempt to fool the person into believing the person is somewhat trustworthy as the friend request comes from a network to which the target belongs.
A parent might sign up for Facebook as a member of his/her son or daughter's High school, with the intent of some of all of the following:
- to send her child's friends "friend requests" to watch their behavior or subtly coax them to talk about her child
- to watch her child's Facebook announcements and wall posts
- to monitor her child's comments on other's facebook pages
- to see pictures and other information
Son in HS: "Who is 'Tara Jordan'? I've never heard of her at school before..
*clicks to accept friend request oblivious to the fauxbook request coming from his mother*
...
Mother of child, posing as fictitious Tara Jordan: "Now I will scour my son's page and his friends' pages to see what he's doing whilst not under my supervision."
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"I was fauxbooked by my mom and she saw all the college photos of me drinking instead of going to class."
"My fauxbook tricks every girl in the sorority to accept my friend request so I can see all of their information."
*clicks to accept friend request oblivious to the fauxbook request coming from his mother*
...
Mother of child, posing as fictitious Tara Jordan: "Now I will scour my son's page and his friends' pages to see what he's doing whilst not under my supervision."
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"I was fauxbooked by my mom and she saw all the college photos of me drinking instead of going to class."
"My fauxbook tricks every girl in the sorority to accept my friend request so I can see all of their information."
by Shiftyeyedgoat October 21, 2009
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1. a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship that is not genuine or real.
2. fake boyfriend
verb:
1. to charm a woman with romantic or sexual tension that is neither genuine nor real.
1. a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship that is not genuine or real.
2. fake boyfriend
verb:
1. to charm a woman with romantic or sexual tension that is neither genuine nor real.
Examples
1. "Every woman has that perfect man in their mind,for them they walk with a strut, tilt their heads with a laugh and are insationable flirts, that perfect man is her Fauxbo."
2. "Wendy was never happy with her boyfriend because he could never compare to that perfect Fauxbo in her mind."
3. "she flirted with her Fauxbo behind the counter every day when she went into the coffee shop."
4. "She spent hours shopping for a special dress because she knew she was going to see her Fauxbo at her high school reunion."
5. "Those two seem like a couple, is that her boyfriend?, No it's just her Fauxbo."
1. "Every woman has that perfect man in their mind,for them they walk with a strut, tilt their heads with a laugh and are insationable flirts, that perfect man is her Fauxbo."
2. "Wendy was never happy with her boyfriend because he could never compare to that perfect Fauxbo in her mind."
3. "she flirted with her Fauxbo behind the counter every day when she went into the coffee shop."
4. "She spent hours shopping for a special dress because she knew she was going to see her Fauxbo at her high school reunion."
5. "Those two seem like a couple, is that her boyfriend?, No it's just her Fauxbo."
by Lucy Waters March 1, 2010
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Dude, she's like all over him and he has a girlfriend.
Don't worry, it's only a fauxbromance, she's a fauxbrohoe.
Don't worry, it's only a fauxbromance, she's a fauxbrohoe.
by whichone's pink November 5, 2010
Get the fauxbrohoe mug.Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"
by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010
Get the Fauxtronica mug.Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.
by danebro July 28, 2011
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