by Lolpatrolinspektøren December 1, 2006
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Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!
by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014
Get the lockport township high school mug.A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?
I go to Lockport Township High School!
Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?
It's great!
I go to Lockport Township High School!
Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?
It's great!
by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018
Get the Lockport Township High School mug.useless humans that wear cat tails and ears to Lockport Township High School because they think it’s “cool” and are making a “statement” but in reality they are obnoxious people who have no real impact on the world..
by heheheh;) October 31, 2018
Get the lockport furries mug.A small town in upstate New York. Here you’ll find a mixture of white trash, gangs, snobby bitches, and trump supporters. Mainly white trash. People who still live in this shitty little town are either depressed, or on drugs.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
by Boulderchick420 March 19, 2020
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Get the Lockport mug.A shitty city located in Niagara County, in Upstate New York. Lockport's name is derived from a set of Erie canal locks within the city. During its heyday Lockport was a booming economic success due to it's many factories, General Motors plant, and the canal. Presently, Lockport has about 22,000 citizens who's lives consist of bitching about Lockport, bitching about Lockport's government, bitching about Lockport's taxes, bitching about Lockport's lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.
(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
by ObamaFart69 February 24, 2012
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